Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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