shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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