nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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