i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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