Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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