Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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