I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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