Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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