On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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