8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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