It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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