if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
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I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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