Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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