I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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