She is in my trunk
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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