I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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