The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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