hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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