Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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