So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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