I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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