she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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