Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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