I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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