I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Operation Purity has been aborted
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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