the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Vodka?
Forever.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Randomize
