It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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