new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
