WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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