was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
