So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Randomize
