He kissed a someone with a penis
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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