good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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