the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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