She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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