He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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