dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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