suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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