Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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