Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
