fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I would ride that face into the sunset
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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