i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I think my moral compass just broke
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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