fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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