There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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