Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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