I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I have already put on my inside pants.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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