he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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