their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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