There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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