I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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