My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So apparently I’m into choking now
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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