i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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