He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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