six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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