I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
This is my gift to your gina
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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