i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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