Got a toothbrush?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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