had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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