so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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