I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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