Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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