apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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